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Is it the world’s most wasteful dress? Or the world’s most useful dress?
Grandma having a good cry during the ceremony? Toss her a roll. Father-In-Law getting over a cold? No problem! This bride can spare a square. Plus, the whole thing costs about $25 (assuming she went with the double-quilted of course)!
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Welcome to the world’s least accommodating bathroom to have sex in that isn’t on an airplane! Perfect for newly married couples who want to celebrate their love just minutes after tying the knot.
This bathroom stall features cheap plastic fixtures, dirt-spackled walls, and (for an extra charge) your very own Peeping Tom. Do not pass up this amazing, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on your special day!
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And the judges say… 9.7, 9.7, 9.6! This bride’s got MAD SKILLZ. I kinda want to get this professionally printed with archival inks and frame it n’ shit. She’s got great form for a first-timer (assuming she isn’t working on her 2nd or 3rd marriage, of course). Totally reminds me of this keg stand queen.
Come to think of it, there are a bunch of talented wedding athletes that roll through Wedinator. I guess weddings just bring out the excitement in people.
